That’s Michael Beasley of the Miami Heat showing off his new tattoo. This should be one of the new pictures for a photo hunt because we can already 5 things wrong with Michael Beasley’s tattoo.
5. The new tattoo says, “Supercool Beas.”
That’s your nickname, Michael? Who calls you that – the fat guy from the Sugarhill Gang?
4. There’s a bag of weed on the table.
C’mon! We know a bag of weed next to a bottle of 7-Up when we see it. Is that what you smoke before you think it’s alright to get a tattoo you’ll regret instantly?
3. He still has cornrows.
If Axl Rose has them and Allen Iverson doesn not, it’s probably not in style anymore.
2. The tattoo sends conflicting messages.
So you’re God’s son and that takes a back seat to being Supercool Beas? Supercool Beas is above God’s son and in much larger letters. Your back is confusing. It’s saying so much yet making such little sense.
1. Why are Sarah Palin’s glasses in there?
Hanging off the ‘S’ in ‘Supercool Beas’ seem to be a pair of red glasses, a la Sarah Palin or Sally Jessy Raphael. Or, they might be sunglasses, which means Michael Beasley has the same thoughts about coolness and sunglasses as a third grader.
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