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WORLD’S DUMBEST MASCOT GIVES HIMSELF A HEADACHE
First up, we’ve got the big news that came out of the Berlin track and field championships that didn’t involve Usain Bolt or female sprinters who might be dudes. Specifically, we’re talking about the Berlin mascot who has earned himself quite a following online thanks to this video of him giving a track star a piggy back ride…and running face first into the back of a truck.
OCHO CINCO SCORES, BUT NOT A TOUCHDOWN
Speaking of guys who seem like they’ve hit their heads against the wall a few too many times, have you seen what Chad Ocho Cinco was up to last night? Our favorite ridiculous wide receiver was given the opportunity to take the field and kick an extra point last night during the Bengals preseason game and you know what? He actually looked like a pretty good kicker. Who knew?
HOW NOT TO DRAFT A TERRIBLE FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM
We know a lot of you are gearing up for your fantasy football drafts right now, so we suggest you take a minute to check out this list of the 12 Worst First Round Fantasy Football Draft Picks of all time. It’s one of the only lists you’ll ever see Mark Rypien on.
COLLEGE VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS GONE WILD
We don’t usually cover volleyball much around here, but that’s because there tends to not be anything funny about sports that are best known for their ball’s co-starring role with Tom Hanks in an Oscar-caliber movie. However, today we’re making an exception because our pals over at Uncoached have dug up a bunch of photos showing what the Stonybrook college girls’ volleyball team likes to do in their down time. As you can see below, we definitely approve.
THE KICK IS UP AND…IT HITS A KID IN THE HEAD
Finally, we’ll leave with you a video so simple we can’t help but love it. And f you can’t understand why a guy kicking a football through the uprights and it then hitting a little kid in the head and knocking him over is funny, then there’s nothing we can do to help you.
WE COULDN’T AGREE MORE
Deadspin explains why Fenway Park sucks, including the obvious reason that, “It smells like a toilet.”
SHE’S HOT, BUT WE’RE NOT BUYING A TV FROM HER
Erin Andrews takes a break from her budding peephole career to try to sell televisions, according to Don Chavez.
WE KNOW JOHN MADDEN AND YOU SIR, ARE NO JOHN MADDEN
Our friends at Kissing Suzy Kolber show us that Randy Cross has an uncanny ability to draw penises (penii?) with a telestrator.
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