Lots of professional athletes like to eat healthy diets or take copious amounts of roids to maximize their abilities. Not in Japan, where weird fetishes, crazy game shows and weird versions of our sports rule the culture. That’s how we perceive it anyway.
Apparently, the Doritos in Japan are extreme! Not like your sissy Doritos where you sit around after eating them and don’t beat people’s asses. Just looking at a bag where some sort of pro wrestler is crushing another guy’s nads makes us wonder what is going on over there. If you see a Japanese guy eating Doritos, you’d better run the other direction. Especially if you’re wearing a yellow costume and have testicles.
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