The Kiss Cam is a time honored JumboTron tradition where cameramen show audience members and then the crowd coerces them to smooch in front of everybody. Innocent fun, right? WRONG! There could be lesbians in the crowds! Who’s opposed to lesbians kissing? Probably some sort of NASCAR guy or some southern team right? Nope. It’s the Washington Mystics of the WNBA. Yes, that WNBA. Where a good number of the ladies are already assumed to be from the Isle of Lesbos.
The managing partner of the Mystics, Sheila Johnson (probz a ‘bo, herself), explained, “We got a lot of kids here. We just don’t find it appropriate.”
Had us and lost us, Sheila. Actually, you never had us. Just say you think the Kiss Cam is stupid. We’re on board with that. But kids shouldn’t see lesbians kiss at a WNBA game? They can watch them run, sweat, shoot and pass… but not kiss? Irony just threw up on itself. In other news, we’re pretty sure it’s allowed here.
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