OJ Simpson hates jail. Too bad he’ll be there for 15 years. Unless he’s murdered first. That’s a fear OJ apparently really has.
“My cellmate is nuts. He’s a killer, and he hates me. He told me that he is in prison for murder and rape, and he hates my guts because I got away with murdering my ex-wife. He’s told me he is going to strangle me in my sleep the first chance he gets.”
Sounds like he needs to take his own stress relief advice. Start doing the warden’s taxes, OJ. And start a library. Everybody knows that.
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