In 2002, Billy Ligue was just a 15-year-old boy at the White Sox game with his dad. That is until Royal’s first base coach Tom Gamboa started mouthing off to them, as Royals coaches tend to do. That’s when the father and son decided to charge the field (with a pocket knife) and attack Gamboa for his mouthyness. “He got what he deserved” is what the elder Ligue said. Well, whatever happened to that kid? Don’t worry, folks. He’s got a MySpace page. And it’s hilarious. Here are The # Funniest Things About Billy Ligue’s MySpace Page.
11. The Modern Day Shot Of The Dynamic Duo
“Hey Dad, wanna have a catch? No? Okay. Wanna pose hard for my MySpace profile? Cool. We should make sure there’s a saw in the background so everybody knows not to mess with us again.”
10. His Occupation Is ‘HUSTLA.’
9. He’s “too fine for dis myspace sh*t.”
8. He Got His Layout Pimp’d
Nothing says “Classy Rich Fella” quite like a MySpace wallpaper with dollar signs all over it rap music plays.
7. He Has A Friend Named ‘Fat Boy’.
6. His Status Is “ANTICIPATIN THE BIRTH OF MY SHORTY.”
Then it’ll say, “ANTICIPATIN ATTACKING A OLD FIRST BACE COACH WIT MY SHORTY.”
5. This Picture
4. This Picture
3. “GANGSTA WHEN I HAD MY HAIR”
Because it sounds like something old bald guys say about the glory days.
2. Three Photos Of The Incident
“ME AND DAD F*CKIN UP DA COACH FA THA KANSAS CITY ROYALS.” A boy can relive the special family moments of his life, can’t he?
1. Keepin’ It Real With Gramms
How does one take a picture with their grandmother, but maintain their need to look like a bottom-shelf rap guy? This photo answers that question.
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