Mark Pain, a youth tennis coach in the UK, was arrested recently for jacking it in public. Apparently Pain saw a group of 14-year-old girls at a bus stop that he liked a whole bunch, then proceeded to drive past slowly 8 times while ‘working his forehand.’
The girl who initially caught Pain before his ‘approach shot’, told police Pain was “wanking.” Gotta love the Brits. … But not enough to wank to the young ones.
Sports by Brooks has also alerted us to the fact that somebody left a comment in the Reading Post that said, “and he would have got away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids”.
Here’s something Pain should have stayed home to watch instead. Or maybe even a few pictures of hot chicks with big fish would do the trick. You never know.
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