While all of TV shut down yesterday to cover Michael Jackson, you may have missed the weirdest death and funeral of them all. Unless you’re a Mexican wrestling fan.
Two twin midget wrestlers (Alberto and Alejandro Jimenez), who happen to be big stars in Mexico, were drugged and robbed after picking up whores in a hotel. The hookers were just going to spike the little guys’ drinks to knock them out… but hookers aren’t really anesthesiologists, or whatever. The dose was too much for their baby sizes, and they were killed. Alejandro’s wrestling name was Little Death.
We feel like Mary Tyler Moore at Chuckles the Clown’s funeral.
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