Legendary Kansas City Royals 3B, George Brett has graduated from grizzled middle-aged jerk to a full-blown GRUMPY OLD MAN. He used to be a young stud back in the 70′s and 80′s, making out with Morganna, partying with rock stars…he was essentially a mix of Brett Favre and A-Rod with a dab of Burt Reynolds. But that was a LOOONG TIME AGO. We knew George Brett’s impending crustiness was coming soon when he famously admitted to s#1tting his pants last year, but after this surly f-word and possibly c-word laced interview he gave recently – clearly the metamorphosis is complete.
You see, Brett comes from a time when athletes gave a damn about the team they played for. He spent his entire career as a Kansas City Royal and to this day remains one of the team’s 8 remaining fans.
Time to retire from the game Brett. Go fishing, bitch about taxes.
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