After scouring the Internet today, we found that every single sports blog had done a piece about Erin Andrews wanting to be on “Dancing with the Stars”. Not wanting to be left out or break the status quo, we too are doing an Erin Andrews wants to be on “Dancing with the Stars” post. You see, everyone wants to do this post for a few simple reasons.
“Zebra hunting is the only hunting we condone.”First, putting Erin Andrews in any of your posts means you get to put up a picture of her. She is very hot. Most of the Internet is perverts looking at hot girls, so you might be able to trick them into reading your post when there is a hot girl in it.
“How we imagine Erin works at home.“Secondly, “Dancing with the Stars” is a very popular show, so by putting their name in your blog, anyone who wants to read about “Dancing with the Stars” might get your post on goggle or stumble upon, so now you added clicks to your site that would have never been there before.
“This is one of three time we wish we were a sandwich“Finally, did we mention how hot Erin Andrews is. It is pretty well documented that she has singled handedly made some blogs what they are because the Internet perverts will read anything about her. They sit there hoping that this will be the one time she reveals she had to do porn in college to pay the bills or that she is really into nerdy internet perverts and threesomes. That kind of loyal following is hard to come by so you have to exploit it whenever possible. The same is true for Megan Fox nipple slips, celebrities who go crazy, and anything with Big Foot.
So as you can see if is very important to cover these kinds of stories not only so that everyone knows that Erin Andrews wants to be on “Dancing with the Stars” because she was a dancer in college and also because she wants to represent ESPN better than Kenny Mayne did, but also then we all get to look at more hot pictures of Erin Andrews. Come along now sheep, time to go cry to the mirror for what we have become.
“There is everything right about this picture.“
Comments