With apologies to the WPBA, most lady bowlers are like this poor midwestern drunk girl. She’s gonna need a cigarette and a wine cooler to come down from all this hubbub.
“Dang ya’ll, I totally messed up the bowling alley and stuff.Where’s my Twisted Tea at? Let’s get drunker!”
Surely this mishap made someone named “Dale” very angry.
“Well Cindy, shall I put this on your mother’s tab, or are we gonna pay this off in lap dances again?”
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