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25 Funniest Tweets about Michael Vick


Say what you will about TWITTER, but if you want a good bead on what people REALLY think about an issue there’s nothing better…or funnier in this case.

@BCashiola if your dog is acting strange today, don’t be alarmed, they are just a little scared… Michael Vick is out of jail.

@ImperialPOPE Michael Vick gets out tomorrow… no more worrying about dropping the soap..

@CuzImSOOOCool can I blog about Usher and Michael Vick? I hope they both get Swine Flu in the penis.

@RealLifeKaz Michael Vick is free today!!! Let’s go! Early vote for NFL comeback player of the year? No? Too soon?


@ylmurph
I’m kind of ok with Michael Vick trying to play football again. I’m also ok with O.J. trying to play too…so there’s that…

@dgordonjr ESPN Page 2 poll “Where will Michael Vick play next season?” My answer? “On his Xbox 360.” Now let’s stop talking about him. He’s irrelevant.

@YOUDIO @NFLCommissioner please allow Vick back into the league only if he agrees to play for the Lions.

@MurphysLaw78 so michael vick will go to… The Miami Dolphins for the wildcat offense. But watch all the PETA freaks go crazy.

@AngelSoSexy Michael Vick is coming out of jail!!!! Sign with the Cowboys pleaseeeeeeeee

@drschiebel ATTN: Cleveland Browns. Please sign Michael Vick. Not just for the hilarious Dawg Pound jokes, either.


@linotype
Mike vick about to return like jesus

@iamrockinrich Michael vick to become a raider?

@sjwhiddon If the Ravens take on Michael Vick, I will have to question my whole fanhood. Well, not really, but in theory.

@ESPN_FirstTake The best team for Michael Vick is the Vikings. The Vikings should get off the Farve bandwagon and onto Vick’s bandwagon.

@ELEKT1 MICHAEL VICK GETS OUT TOMORROW..HE WILL BE ON THE REDSKINS BY THE END OF THE SUMMER….WATCH

@onetallsean if michael vick agrees to be electrocuted, drowned in water, or beaten unmercifully with every loss, then i say let him in; otherwise no way


@jokingman2009
why did the dog cross the road? to run away from michael vick.

@jallen Do you think business will increase if you’re the Construction Company who employs Michael Vick?

@fir3 Michael Vick was a horrible quarterback anyway. He should stay in construction.

@DaRealMikeJones Damn Vick Went from Making Millions of Dollars to $10 per hour as a construction Worker NOW THATS WHEM KEEPING IT REAL GOES BAD LOL

@DJDTweed I will be rocking my Michael Vick Jersey to work 2morow. He’s still the face of the Falcons no matter what you tell me.

@dspring12 Teenage moron in library wearing Michael Vick jersey. Wouldn’t mind seeing him face off against a couple of those pit bulls.


@OsCzar_Genovese
Bluefirepoker.com offers Michael Vick 1 year, $250,000 contract to play Pro Poker

@joannedolgow The NFL Commissioner email address: officeofcommissioner@nfl.com Send in your disapproval of Michael Vick.

@renaissance_ If u think Mike Vick won’t be back in the league, u stupid !!!

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