“You da man” Kobe said, pointing to the mirror. The Los Angeles Lakers eliminated the Utah Jazz, which is good because the Mormons didn’t like all the commotion.
“Lex Luthor wins again! BWAHAHAHA!” The Dallas Mavericks put the final beatdown on Spurs IN San Antonio…which is pretty humiliating. It’s like getting your ass beat by a bully while you sleep in your own bed.
“The truck is the Lakers, the boy and the bed are either the Rockets or the Trail-Blazers…get it?” The Rockets lost to the Trailblazers in game five but still have a 3 to 2 lead in the series known as “Who wants to get destroyed by the Lakers on the way to the inevitable Finals Clash between Kobe and LeBron?”
“Why yes, I DO like apples. Why do you ask?”The Celtics and Bulls took yet ANOTHER game to overtime, this time with the Celtics holding on to win. At this rate, they won’t settle this series until game eight.
But don’t take our word for it, here’s the NBA’s official rundown of the night’s events.
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