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Denver FEMAs New Orleans, Atlanta Out-Pimps Miami

“If OVER-THE-BACK is a foul, shouldn’t UNDER-THE-SCROTUM be one too?”

Denver wins game 5, 107 to 86, takes series 4 to 1 … The Nuggets have been brutalizing the Hornets this whole series, this game was the athletic equivalent of George shooting Lennie at the end of Of Mice and Men.

Uh oh, we lost them with a literary reference! Quick! Boobs!

“Hell yes they’re warm.”

Much better.


Hawks beat D.Wade and the Heat, 106-91, ATL leads series 3-2 … In the Battle of the Southeast USA’s Douchebag Capitols, M-I-A and the A-T-L, there are no winners and losers…only playas!

This is one of those great series where both teams get to lose because the ‘winner’ gets to face LeBron James…who as we all know sh1ts dynamite and orgasms with every dunk.

THURSDAY’S NBA PLAYOFF ACTION:
Boston at Chicago, 7:00 EASTERN on TNT
Orlando at Philly, 7:30 EASTERN on NBA TV
Portland at Houston, 9:30 EASTERN on TNT

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