He slips on the slick pavement right after his dance move…wouldn’t be so funny if he blew out a knee!
HA! That almost made me a USC fan!
“ESPN = Erin Sexy Pants Network”Sorry you fell out of the first round bud, but you’ll have a great time in Cincinnati. Try to keep number 58, or CINCO OCHO, you’ll get your picture taken more with Chad Johnson.
(Yes, we refuse to call you Chad OCHO CINCO. If that bothers you take it up with Cassius Clay!)
Also, we recommend paying off a cop in advance, because you will get ARRESTED at some point…it’s kind of a tradition.
“You have a collect call from an inmate at the Hamilton County Jail -’Cedric Benson, Running Back, University of Texas‘- To accept these charges, press 1…”In Cinci, they take mugshots and program photos at the same time. Bonus points for stripper glitter or a coke booger in your nose!
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