Well…John McEnroe offered his advice to Roger Federer about playing on clay courts…but we’re sure that if you had a question for John McEnroe he would answer it for you too.
If you DO have a question for John McEnroe, send it here…
Here’s a sample question and answer from the new Jock & Balls column,
“John McEnroe: Unsolicited Advice“
Dear John,
My girlfriend and I live together and she’s late on her half of the bills, how can I get her to pay up without effecting our relationship?
-Sweatin’ da Bills
John McEnroe sez… “You can’t be serious! What is wrong with you? Are you blind?? Are you stupid?? You’ve got to be kidding me!! This woman has sex with you, she smells your farts-pay the f–king cable bill and shut up!! Jesus Christ! You are retarded! On second thought, make a big deal out of it, piss her off and make her leave. That’ll be the best thing you ever do, save her from a horrible life-long relationship from a douchebag who cares more about the light bill than about love and companionship! And how the f–k did you get my email address?”
“Next time you piss me off, you get one of these in the pooper, do you understand me?” Have a question for John McEnroe? contact@jockandballs.com
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