So…THIS is a sport and DOG-FIGHTING is illegal? Michael Vick sez…”F my Life!”
Kyle Maynard got his ass beat in front of a lightly disgusted crowd in a barn for no damn good reason. The best part was that after the “gloves” wouldn’t stay TAPED to his nubs, he wasn’t allowed to strike!
WTF? No arms and no legs AND he can’t punch with his nubs??!! After his opponent refused to wrestle with him (no sh1t!) his only hope was to bite oncoming kicks and punches.
“C’mere you little f@#ker, you’re making me look bad.”We feel bad for Bryan Fry, the guy who had to fight him, and applaud him for employing strategy over insanely overwhelming force to get the win.
So now that we all feel gross inside, can the amputee PLEASE stop MMA fighting? You proved your point…and that point is that we’ll watch ANYTHING fight…time to move on to the rest of your life.
Hey Kyle, perhaps you should consider becoming a Human Cannonball!
Enter the cannon with prosthetic arms and legs on and then scatter them when you get shot out…people will scream, it’d be awesome! BEST COUNTY FAIR EVER!!
Or you could always enter the fast lane of specialty pornography…Why choose? DO BOTH!! Either way, get out of the cage!
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