The Fridge is sick. And we don’t mean the X-Games meaning of ‘SICK‘ that he’s badass…even though he is that too. He is ill. And dammit we don’t mean the RUN DMC meaning of the word ‘ILL’ meaning fresh…even though he is MOST DEF that!
Chicago Bears legend William Perry has an immune disorder, or MEGABETES as its known and he’s pretty laid up.
Doctors may prescribe the new Erectile Dysfunction medicine that his old QB Jim McMahon is selling, but they are afraid that the Fridge doesn’t need any extra girth.
Get well soon big man. Maybe you should switch to salad-only for the rest of your life.
The Super Bowl Shuffle after the jump…
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