If you did this on a video game, it would look fake.
We took a ration of crap last week for bagging on soccer and for only focusing on the negatives of the world’s favorite sport…and then this gem of a goal hit our inbox from about 20 different people, all calling it the best soccer goal they had ever seen.
We will stipulate that soccer goals are pretty exciting…the bad part is the OTHER 89 minutes of your life waiting for it to happen.
That kind of tension often boils over.
Half of the riot are blokes pissed off because they looked away for a second or went to piss and missed the only damn thing that happened all day.
“So there I was in the beer line right?! And then I hear GOOOAAALLLL and the crowd going apesh1t… so I just started punching c–ts in the back of the head and it was f–king go time bro!”
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