In sports bars, nightclubs, and frat-houses around the country, there is an underground sports phenomenon that has been growing in popularity for the last 20 years. It is Jello Wrestling, and it should be the next breakthrough professional sport.
10. In 1991, someone accidentally made the Jello with milk and flour and thus MUD WRESTLING was created, giving Professional Jello Wrestlers a way to stay in shape and earn money in the offseason. REAL mud was soon outlawed in 1993 after the infamous Rochester Dirt Coochie incident.
9. 1978 Rookie of the Year, Pocahontas McDonald was the first woman to really take the sport seriously.
8. The 80′s were dominated by Debra “The Greased Pig” Collins, shown here after winning the 150 girl Battle Royale at the Montreal Invitational. The stain on the referee’s pants has nothing to do with jello.
7. All nude jello wrestling was attempted in the mid 90′s but matches quickly deteriorated into sticky lesbian orgies…which was cool.
6. “Cherries” Foster is the Air Jordan of today’s Jello Wrestling League. She has a perfect record of 44-0 with 36 wins by way of titty smother.
5. Fishnet stockings were first allowed in 1998, and have resulted in 22% more ass-up action.
4. “Blind Amy” Martinez never turns down a challenger, even the ones she didn’t know were there.
3. Be on the lookout for Ny-Quil Wrestling, its a great time out with your friends and you’ll get an excellent night’s sleep afterwards.
2. In the deep-south they have illegal to-the-death jello wrestling matches. It is alarming what a Hooters waitress will do for a Flat Screen TV.
1. One day Jake Butler stepped into the jello ring of death and proclaimed himself the King of Jello Wrestling. The party ended immediately.
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the 1988 World Championships of Jello Wrestling
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