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Curt Schilling Retires From Baseball To Focus on His D–khead Career

Monday March 23, 2009 12:34 PM

Our condolences to those who may have drafted Curt Schilling in their fantasy baseball leagues.

(as a gift to #38, we’ll start the story like this)
Certain Future First Ballot Hall Of Famer, Curt Schilling retired from baseball today.

School has been canceled, parks are closed and a visibly shaken President Obama personally lowered the White House flag to half mast.

Uh…sorry to break it to you Curt but you didn’t pitch one inning last year, you were already retired!

BREAKING NEWS!! Jock & Balls is reporting that Curt Schilling, Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky are putting together a sports talk radio show on WABC New York to debut in May 2009…

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