The NIT is the saddest tournament in all of sports. If ending a game in a tie is like kissing your sister, then playing in the NIT is like blowing your Uncle.
Many of our brethren in the sports comedy blogosphere will be compiling and promoting lists about the hottest girls at schools playing in the NCAA March Madness Final Four Tournament, but not us.
We boldly go where many, many men have gone before with a very special look at The Skanks of the NIT!
We’re not saying these girls are ugly, most are quite hot… they just like to party, they’re available right now and they’re priced to move!
12. Bowling Green
This girl is awesome! She may have her titties out on a bar, but she has a deathgrip on her purse. She may lose some dignity, but she’s not losing her cell phone and ID again!
11. George Mason University
This is like hitting 21 with 3 cards. First there was an 8 and a 6 and then BOOM, a 7 showed up. F you, pay me!!
10. University of Tulsa
Now I get why they’re the GOLDEN Hurricanes…
9. University of Rhode Island
Someone said “lets get a booty shot!” and the girl on the left dropped trou without a question. The other two girls are soft…but the three of them constitute 1/22nd of all the ass in Rhode Island, so you need to call ahead and make reservations early.
8. Kansas State
“Hey! You’ll never guess who came back to the dorm with us! The Bass player from the cover band! For reals! What? Yeah…of course we’re gonna f— him, duh!”
7. Duquesne
Just because you are about to make threesome good times with two smoking hot college girls, it doesn’t mean you won’t get scabes from the sheets. Purel Mist…its not just for your hands anymore.
6. Davidson
She earned those beads the old-fashioned way and she has the sunburned nipples to prove it.
5. Miami Hurricanes
Are you in Miami and want to party like Tony Montana on a tight budget? Just go to the nearest karaoke bar and get silly with the Jager bombs…don’t worry, they’ll find you.
4. San Diego State
This picture will give your boner a boner…maybe two…like a cartoon cactus.
3. Weber State
Not only does Daniels come too soon, he starts having sex way too soon. Most college guys wait until after the party to start date raping, he went for it in the middle of a drinking game.
2. Niagara University
When she licks that lollipop, I feel like shes sending me a message of some kind…
1. Florida Gators
It seems like only a year ago they were two-time NCAA champions..or was that football? Who cares? Are we gonna screw or what?
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