Have you ever wanted to be on TV so bad that you got buck-naked and ran out on the field at a sporting event? If so, we probably have your picture.
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25. The laziest streaker ever. She just stood up topless and waited to get arrested. You’re not that hot darling, you gotta run to climb this list.
24. Did it hurt when the security guards tackled and hog-tied you? It looked like it hurt. Of course…it looked fun too.
23. Oh naked chicken-fu**er man, you made watching gymnastics worthwhile again.
22. She may be a half-retarded day shift stripper in Little Rock, but good Lord bless her she loves 93.3 FM and the Zoo Crew in the Morning so much that she ran nekkid at an LSU/Arkansas game for free Hedonism II tickets.
You can also see that the Assistant Trainer for the Hogs was so mesmerized by her titties that he busted off a 4.5 second 40 yard dash to tackle her and squeeze boob in front of 40,000 people.
21. This is the best way ever for two friends to end a three day ecstasy binge together.
20. Excuse me ma’am, but until you take those boobs out you aren’t OFFICIALLY a streaker.
19. I refuse to make a balls-in-the-corner-pocket joke here, this brave man deserves better than that. Plus, I’m afraid he’s standing behind me…
18. Hey Kid! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT??? Those are grade-A fake tee-tees in front of you. This is the best Wimbledon ever! Get in the Game Josh! Stand up and kiss her and you’re a hero for the rest of your school life.
17. Black socks, really?
16. When you’ve avoided security for 4 minutes, running from one end of the field to the other twice, and you feel like your heart is about to burst, dive head first into the end zone and go out a legend! The men who earn their living on that field never felt so good.
15. Again ma’am, until those ta-ta’s are out you are just a wayward cheerleader. Slip the nips and then we’ll talk…
14. Play at the plate…HE’S OUT…to his parents. Sorry Dad.
13. Bushwood Country Club really knows how to reward it’s members for a Hole-in-One!
12. Josh! She’s BACK!! Get in there Josh!! Do it! Touch boob!
11. Help! Help! I was being raped in a dungeon underneath the stadium, why are you all clapping?! Help Me!! You people are animals!
10. Molly got to college and thought, “Hey, I’m an adult now, I don’t need Paxil.” She was wrong.
Still, number 13 is annoyed at someone willing to interrupt his teams’ game, but not committed enough to get those teetees out. WTF America?
9. Not a big fan of the pasties, but the outer boob is nice…so I’ll allow it.
8. I was not aware that they had matadors on the HMS Pinafore.
7. Is this a streaker or a man who just beat Tiger Woods?
6. Is this a streaker or performance artist from Taints du Soliel?
5. This is not a streaker, this is Arkansas’s punter. They’re crazy in the SEC!
4. Chariots-of-Fire here has a good stride but the angry security guard on the left is closing fast. I fear this streak will end in sexual assault.
3. Carole had to do several weeks of community service, but she got many years of laughs to show for it…she’ll never have to buy another beer at the pub, but she may have to do more topless cartwheels to prove its really her.
2. For the third time on this list…here is legendary streaker Mark Roberts. He has streaked/streakened/strook hundreds of sporting events around the world, here he is at Super Bowl 38, perhaps his crowning achievement.
1. This is one of the best photographs of the modern world. It captures, quite elegantly, one man’s best moment of his life and another man’s worst at the same time.
His face answers the age-old question…why do humans streak naked in public?
Because we can.
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