DT Albert Haynesworth signed with the Washington Redskins for 7 years and over 100 Million Dollars. Remember this face strippers and gold diggers, he has all your money…
RB Fred Taylor, fresh from being cut by the Jaguars, just signed with the Patriots. He agreed to play for no money, just the chance opportunity to smell Tom Brady’s finger now and then.
TE Kellen Winslow Jr. was traded from the Cleveland Browns to the Tampa Bay Bucs…so now he can be an asshole where it’s warmer.
Cardinals QB Kurt Warner rejected his team’s offer of 10 million for one year so he can test the waters of free agency. He wants a deal for 14 million a year…and I want an extra foot of penis, so wish us both luck.
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