Do it for La Raza! The Fans love Manny Ramirez being Manny Ramirez…over 20% of the fans in Right Field at Dodger Stadium are named Manny or Ramirez.
The Los Angeles Dodgers REALLY want to close this Manny Ramirez deal and at the risk of sounding ridiculous, we have some exclusive leaked details on his new contract offer.
Here’s what everybody knows, 25 Million for the first year and a player’s option on 20 Million for year two. That alone would be a great deal with plenty of outs for both sides, here are some of the extra perks Manny gets…
1. a happy ending at every home game, head if he homers.
2. a Hovercraft.
3. a urinal installed on the Right field wall.
4. The Dodgers will produce his rap video.
5. a live-in midget, he was always jealous of Pedro Martinez’s.
Sign the deal Manny!
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