Comments on: Ten Ways NASCAR Could Be More Bad-Ass

By: 20 Dumbest Car Accidents | Stupid Idiots

20 Dumbest Car Accidents | Stupid Idiots — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:45:03 +0000

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By: Race Car Versus Coyote: Race Car Wins Again | Sports

Race Car Versus Coyote: Race Car Wins Again | Sports — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:41:23 +0000

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 05:35:00 +0000

Use proper tracks instead of ovals and adapt “aerodynamics”?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:34:00 +0000

Let chicks race

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:15:00 +0000

Before they start the race, the drivers and crews have to do ten shots of whiskey, then put a bat to their forhead,and on the ground, spin around till they almost fall on their butts. Try to get into the car and stay on the track! Do this every ten-twenty laps. AND find their crew. The crew, before they work on the cars, they have to do the bat trick and a shot as the drivers are pulling into the pit! lmao funny!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 01:16:00 +0000

This could make things interesting.
Parasailing spotters tethered to their teams car.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 00:01:00 +0000

Just race in the rain. If the drivers are s good as they’re supposed to be rain shouldn’t be an issue.

By: EDITOR

EDITOR — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:53:00 +0000

These ideas are awesome, I’m impressed how much work you guys put in to it.
Send me an email at jockandballseditor@gmail.com if you want to write some lists for the site.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:28:00 +0000

Here's a few more ideas.

1. Do away with all flags but green and checkered flags. Yellow flags are a bore... let the rescue crews dodge the race cars... red flags are worse, if a driver dies in an accident, let's hope the local morgue has a 600 horsepower hearse to get in and out between oncoming cars. Black flags are for sissy, if a car's bumper is hanging off, who cares? Just tests the driving skill of the rest of the field.

2. You should HAVE to use your sponsors product while driving... for the people sponsored by car parts, it's no big deal... but Budweiser, Remington, Viagra or Tampax... those would make it fun.

3. Before each race a lottery is held for one tire designed to blow out after 30 miles of 150+ MPH driving. The winner of said lottery (or loser if you will) is never told he won.

4. Whoever is last in points in any given race, isn't allowed to have brakes on the car.

5. While the winner celebrates in victory lane, last place is beaten into a coma in Loser's Alley.

6. Spain has the Running of the Bulls... America can have the Running of the cars... let a large group of people on the track who do their best to dodge cars for 3 hours.

7. Get rid of the radios. And switch up pit stalls. After each pit stop, crews have to move to a different stall, the driver has to find their crew at each pitstop without a crew chief telling him where they are.

8. Get rid of the crews altogether, drivers have to pump their own gas from standard gas pumps, and change their own tires.

9. At the halfway mark, all drivers pull into the infield and get in a fighting cage. It's a royal rumble for 10 minutes... anyone who refuses to fight gets tasered, then finishes the race blindfolded.

10. Landmines.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 23:38:00 +0000

let the crowd throw kittens and puppies onto the track during each race!