Mayor Phil Gordon, you have pissed off every living breathing man woman and child in Western Pennsylvania.
At first only the men were pumped up about the game, but now the women are irate because as everyone knows – blow your nose on Mom’s towel and you get a wooden spoon to the back of the dome.
He almost immediately put out a super kiss-assy apology…
“At no time did anyone intend, in anyway, to offend the Steelers organization and their many fans, supporters and traditions.”
Yeah right. Maybe in the dry desert of Phoenix, giving someone a towel full of your boogers is a sign of respect? Or maybe he’s just an asshole.
editors note: One time in a hotel, I wiped my butt with a terry cloth towel and it was amazingly thorough…that’s how you make a TRULY Terrible Towel!
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